How to defeat the monsters in my room (by Evan)

How to defeat the monsters in my room (by Evan)

1) Shout: "Monsters, no scaring! Monsters, no scaring! Monsters, no scaring!"
(the monster, presumably, says "awww man" and then slinks away)

2) Spray the room with "Monster B Gone" (Mamma, can you spray the monster spray?)

3) Remove the copy of Where the Wild Things Are from where its sitting in the bookcase. Apparently the monsters were escaping from the book and invading the room.

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He did not wake up in the night, but told us the monsters were still in the room this morning. We followed these three easy steps, and now they seem to be gone. What's strange is we haven't read WTWTA in a couple of months - its been tucked away safely in the bookcase.

"Tiller's motto was "trust women." He had the phrase printed up on buttons"

The Compassion of Dr. Tiller

"Tiller never set out to become an abortion provider, or even an ob/gyn. The son of a doctor, Tiller was working as a Navy surgeon when his father, mother, sister, and brother-in-law were killed in a plane crash. He took over his father's family practice, and soon women started asking him if he was going to do what his father did. That's how he found out his father had provided abortions in the years before Roe v. Wade. He committed himself to providing the same service."